There is an envelope somewhere in my flat with all my social network passwords inside.
If I die unexpectedly, please find it and shut down my accounts after my funeral.
I really don't want Facebook to suggest that we reconnect after I am dead. I also don't want to be on the not-yet-responded list for every Assembly event/house party for the rest of eternity.
Also, please don't make my status "Bruce Mackay is back from the dead" after my funeral.